I Professionally Help with Business Development, Business Consultation and Other Biz Stuff.
I Offer Creative Strategies and Innovative Solutions to Startups, SMEs and Non-Profits.
Above All, I Am a Human Being and If You Think We May Vibe, Then I Take Your Word for It.
YOU ARE PROBABLY LOST
My darling darlings, this place is where spreadsheets quiver and presentations spontaneously combust. I've lost clients to wormholes and colleagues to existential crises. If you're allergic to whimsy and weird, close this tab. If you like it, strap on your anti-gravity boots and adjust your tinfoil hat and let's go baby!
Creative
Consulting
unorthodox
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I help individuals and organizations that require creative solutions. If you're stuck in a pickle and ordinary solutions have flopped for you, then we might be a match!
Business
Development
unconventional
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I assist early stage startups find their path, established organizations who want to expand their business, modernize their way of practice, or whatever!
Innovative
Solutions
unbelievable
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If consulting is not going to cut it, then this might be for you. I plan and help execute innovative, custom solutions. I would do the heavy lifting here, so you can relax!
Being
Human
underrated
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You don't belong to other categories, nah? It's ok. I'm a human by day and I fight my demons by nights. If we can collaborate somehow, then reach out!
The Important Questions in Life: Why? How? What?
"I think, therefore I am."
It’s like the universe giving us a high-five, saying, “You’re officially a quirky little sentient being!”
But hold your horses—what’s a sentient being without a cheering crowd?
Picture a tree doing a dramatic fall in a forest with no one around; it’s a philosophical riddle and a total buzzkill for that poor tree!
We all need our fellow cosmic goofballs to witness our wild ride, to chuckle and gasp as we navigate life’s delightful absurdities.
So, while I may be a thinking, breathing enigma, I’m also the star of a one-person show, where every laugh, eye-roll, and goofy grin from others adds a splash of glitter to my otherwise beige thoughts.
So what are you? Where did you come from? Where are you going?
I don't have an answer, don't look at me like that!
Why do you what you do? Why are you like this? Why you feel what you feel?
I'm working on this. If that's your journey, shoot a text!
Made with Love, Tears, Blood and Sweat
Here you will find ventures, businesses, books, collaborations, or anything professional I've done.
If you want to learn about my portfolio, this is the right place.
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The 'Nobody Asked' Recommendation Machine
I read, watch and use lots of different stuff, and I enjoy talking about them to reluctant listeners.
These are my random finds, fixations and other stuff I recommend you try out.
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Social Media and Other Random Presences
This is so we can find each other on all the random platforms that are out there. From social media accounts to games, this is how we can connect.
No pressure.
Go Go Go!
The 'Bitch, Book & Beyond' Project
These are illustrative random fictional booklets I sometimes write and publish. You can check them out if you want to.
They're weird.
viewer discretion is advised.
WHY SO SERIOUS?
in a nutshell
Years of experience in biz dev and startups
This is a five star experience, who's gonna check?
It's always morning if you keep eating breakfast.
Chance that this is a dream or we're in a simulation, so...
October 19, 2024Earth Without Art
Let’s play with an idea: what would life look like without art? It sounds almost abstract, like imagining air without oxygen, or food without taste. But […]
- October 19, 2024
Earth Without Art
Let’s play with an idea: what would life look like without art? It sounds almost abstract, like imagining air without oxygen, or food without taste. But […]
September 18, 2024Consensus Gentium
The consensus gentium, or the “general agreement of mankind,” is a fascinating concept that has intrigued philosophers, theologians, and jurists throughout history. At its core, the consensus […]
CONTACT?
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